You ever have that sort of relationship where you shower someone with respect, love and affection, and they never give anything back? Like, they promise that they’ll love you and treasure you, but you always end up hurt in the end? FTL and I, we have that sort of relationship.
Well, it’s payback time.
Time for revenge for all of those times when you left me devastated, considering my own mental capacities, hopes and dreams. For all those times when I uninstalled you, and told myself “Never again!”, only to succumb to temptation a few days later.
I’m here to say it. FTL is not a perfect game! *raises fist defiantly*